A Pacifist Anti-Gun Rights Liberal Answering the Door a Day After He Got Mugged

Mom at her liberal son’s door, knock knock.
Liberal “What the Hel?l”
Mom again, knock knock
Liberal “Who is there?”
Mom “Its me your mom Anthony!”
Liberal “How do you know my name? Identify your self bitch.”
Mom “What?”
Liberal “You are asking for it lady!”
Mom “ what is wrong Anthony?”
Liberal Anthony’s gun, pop pop pop