I don't like dangerous treats. They look all sweet and delicious from a distance, like a good treat should, but then you get close and take a bite and it turns out they're dangerous. That's why I only eat safe treats now, like Tootsie Rolls or those little candy Valentine hearts with messages on them.
What a phony!
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ReplyDeleteI don't like dangerous treats. They look all sweet and delicious from a distance, like a good treat should, but then you get close and take a bite and it turns out they're dangerous. That's why I only eat safe treats now, like Tootsie Rolls or those little candy Valentine hearts with messages on them.
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